Doges mini adventure!!!

so doge was bored and he flew to heaven to see if any shit was happening there was the rustlin jimmies gurila and moar krabs. they told doge he needs to save the world or the world will explode!!!.doge said wow such bad much evil. the put doge back on earth. doge was so fucking confused...

doges adventure or whatever...
doge remembered they said the evil pelican trying to destroy the world lived in japan so doge wents there. doge flew on a plane to there.

in stupid japan...
doge looked around at all the stupid japanese. doge said wow. and there was somebody running around in a bear costume and doge went up to the bear costume person. it was the EVIL PELICAN!!!. doges eyes turned big and they got life sabers and fighted. doge won and stabbed the person in the face doge then ate all his doge snacks.

then japanese fuck tards says when we eat dog?.

doge said wow much bad such evil. doge got a big idea. doge took shrooms and had a wild trip. doge woke up in a hotel covered in vodka. doge said wow such adventure much explore