Doge balloon!!!

it was meh birthday and meh cake had doge on it and said wow such good much cake. i had 67 doge plushes and one was retarded and meh piata was doge and there was a doge balloon. the balloon started talking to meh.

the balloon now follows meh everywhere i go and make those wow and such (whatever i do) much (whatever i do)...

i couldn'ts take it anymore so i turned into a doge.

day (some fucking day) i became one of the doges!!!